Only some days ago my venerated readers and me spoke about, well, islands. And today I read in the news that the little fuehrer seriously thinks about buying the largest island of them all, Greenland. Does the little fuehrer get his ideas from this blog ?
Sadly not – because if he thinks of buying it, he clearly lost his edge : Why buy & pay for something one can grab ?
How many divisions do these aborigines have, häh ? None, I bet.
Europe ? Bah, weaklings – they even do not have an army of their own.
NATO – obsolete bullshit, as the little fuehrer told us from the start.
So what ?!
No risk, just grab it. Send over the Big Red One, and that’s it. Some advisor may invent another lie, just ask Bolton. These rotten fish may easily qualify as Weapons of Mass Destruction.
THIS would be a manly action ! THIS would teach Vlad and the Chinaman who’s boss.
And when this stupid ice finally melts, let’s spill some oil on that oh-so-unspoilt nature reserve, so that future generations will know that “to trump” means “to make a stinking stain”, the biggest one possible.
I really should quit reading “news” : It is useless, depressing, and bad for the blood pressure. It just steals precious time.